Workday Got You Down?

Don’t worry. Our Chief Mischief Officer is an expert at getting you back up.

Meet the CMO

This is Peaches, our Chief Mischief Officer. She’s traded hostile takeovers for friendly ones and believes your ROI should be measured in O’s.

After years of climbing the corporate ladder, she’s now dedicated to helping you climb the walls.

Her only KPI? Your pleasure.

Pleasure
Over Paychecks

Our story doesn’t start in a boardroom. It starts with a team outing, a bad decision, and a dildo purchased on a coworker’s Amazon account.

The result? A pink slip. We decided to take that story, our severance, and our Chief Mischief Officer, Peaches, and build something infinitely more interesting than another Powe Point deck.

Peaches Picks

Welcome To
The Pink Slip

We’re not just a store. We’re a monument to bad decisions that turn out to be brilliant. We believe that pleasure is a laughing matter and that the best things in life often start with a story you can’t tell your parents.

Every box we ship is a tribute to that infamous pickleback, a nod to Shawn, and a middle finger to the idea that you should be ashamed of what brings you joy. The Pink Slip is your fun-employment package. It’s the best reason to leave. It’s proof that getting fired can be the best thing that ever happens to you.

So go ahead. Make a boneheaded decision. We certainly did.

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Desire as a Service (DaaS)

Your Fun-Employement Benefits Here Quarterly Bonus

What It Is

DaaS is our parody-meets-pleasure subscription model. Instead of a corporate bonus that never comes, you get a Quarterly Bonus Box delivered every 3 months — packed with themed toys, novelties, and indulgences. Every kit is wrapped in corporate parody (Intern, Project Manager, Executive tiers) but designed to deliver real fun, not empty HR promises.